COSMOSERVE PUZZLES SOLUTIONS, POINTS and RUN-THROUGH ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LOGGING ONTO C o s m o S e r v e WITH CORRECT PASSWORD OFFICE: Examine Papers, Bill, Correspondence, Letter/ Read Card, Letter. ON COMPUTER: Run Turborf/ Run Orfwrite Essay and Orfwrite Diary. BATHROOM: Open Toilet Tank/ Jiggle Ballcock then read it. KITCHEN: Wash Dishes/ Read Scrap / Turn on Disposal/ Open Drain/ Read Letter. ON COMPUTER: Run Orfcom/ Update password/ Dial CIS. PASSWORD: OPTIMIZATION-DIAPHRAGM ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ONLINE ACTIVITES NECESSARY TO WIN (and gain maximum points) ORFLAND: Read Messages/ Reply/ Read sysop's reply to you. Download OVRA/ Read it offline. ADVENTURE: Read Messages/ Sign up for Adventure Game/ Read sysop's reply. Download HOWTO/Read it offline Talk to Mud Puppy in Conference Room. VIRUS: Read Messages/ Do NOT Reply. Download SWAT/ Run offline. Meet Shrieker in Conference/ Give virus name from SWAT program. SEX: Read Messages/ Sign up for Skydiving Conference/Read sysop's reply. Attend 9:00 Conference and /JOIN Mario at the end. PLUMBING: Read Messages/ Reply/ Read Sysop's reply. Download BIBLIO/ Read it offline. Pick up plumbing book outside your house/ Read page 137. DANGEROUS: Read Messages/ Do NOT Reply. ACCOUNTS: Check account regularly. PASSWORD: Change Password periodically. SHOP: Buy Adaptor, Interface Card, Screwdriver and NOTHING ELSE. MAIL: Read e-mail periodically. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PUZZLES INVOLVING VIRTUAL REALITY ADAPTOR ONLINE: Order VR Adaptor from Shop. Order Screwdriver and Interface Card. OFFLINE: In 35 minutes delivery boy will appear outside your house. Ask about him about time, order or guarantee. Get Adaptor for free. Take screwdriver and unscrew computer case. Take interface card and push card into empty slot. Screw case back on. Plug adaptor cable in port. Logon normally, but make sure you do so before the virus has eroded your computer too far. CRUCIAL: Urinate before using the adaptor/Take off clothes before putting it on. Only wear adaptor when prompted to do so. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHAT TO EAT FOR DINNER KITCHEN: Frozen Microwave Dinner is inedible no matter what. OUTSIDE: When delivery boy arrives, buy pizza AFTER asking about adaptor. KITCHEN: Heat pizza in Microwave before eating. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HOW NOT TO RUN OUT OF MONEY OFFLINE: Don't pay for your adaptor. Catch the delivery boy arriving late. ONLINE: As soon as you download a file, your account will be defrauded: you must change your password every hour or so to prevent it. Virtual reality rates and surcharges are steep: if you attend the 9:00 sex conference and \join Mario you won't have to pay online charges or forum surcharges. NOTE: This won't affect the fraud! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ VIRTUAL REALITY ACTIVITIES NECESSARY TO WIN (and gain maximum points) VENDING MACHINE: Examine buttons/ Push 101, 102, 104, 105, 206. Take incense, lantern, sign, paper/ Examine paper. Open Kit/ Take Wire/ Examine Grate/ Put Wire In Grate. Push 311, 312/ Take purse and watch. DOCTOR'S OFFICE: Ask about Password Offer watch after you've gone skydiving. THEATRE ENTRANCE: Show ticket (attached to paper if you have Shrieker's help). CASABLANCA: Talk to Bobby or Deb/ Give purse to Bouncer. Place bet on red seventeen/ Don't talk to greasy man. HOTEL: Talk to Clerk/ If it's Sheila, ask her about anything else. Take key then go east/ Open 102 then refuse seduction. Show no-smoking sign to party / Take contact lens then wear it. LOUNGE: Ask Bartender about Jamie after 10:00/Talk to Jamie/Go Skydiving. Overhear conversation/ Open parachute when everyone else does. Don't go anywhere with Lucille or Crash Thorssen. CHURCH BASEMENT: Talk to Sysop before 11:00/ Read clipboard that Sysop drops. Say 'ALDEBERAN' after 11:00. ADVENTURE: Close left eye to determine the identities of other players. Must have lantern to negotiate maintenance duct maze. Clipboard provides directions: Southwest Up West Down Northeast gets you out. When virus appears light incense then throw chip at virus. When virus is dead, exit maze, if canine is not with you. Find canine. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE CANINE'S QUESTIONS AND WHAT FOLLOWS TO THE END OF THE GAME ONLINE: After the virus is dead, the canine will kill you and then join you in the resurrection room to ask you three questions: WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE CANINE PLAYER? You know it is TONY if wore the contact lens and closed an eye to look at him earlier in the game. WHAT IS THE FIRST NAME OF THE PERSON WHO CREATED THE VIRUS? You know this is SAM if you gave the watch to the doctor, then saw the watch on the wrist of the primate when you closed your eye and looked at him. WHAT IS THE TURBORF ERROR CODE? You know this is 3268D if you ran the program earlier in the game and made note of it! If you answer Tony's questions correctly, you will be transported back to the game where Sam will confront you, take you to his office and attempt something very unfriendly. If you spoke to Mud Puppy in conference earlier in the game, you will be saved! OFFLINE: Log off from CosmoServe and run your Turborf Program!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ALL C o s m o S e r v e GAME POINTS: 1000 TOTAL Log onto CosmoServe with correct password 100 OR Wash Dishes 20 Open Drain 20 Read C:\ORFLAND\ESSAY.DAT 20 Read Ballcock 20 Log onto CosmoServe with correct password 20 Buy Screwdriver 20 Buy Virtual Reality Interface Card 20 Get Virtual Adaptor without Paying for it 50 Eat Microwaved Pizza 50 Download Ovra 20 Download Howto 20 Download Biblio 20 Download Swat 20 Don't answer message in Dangerous Sports Forum 20 Read page 137 of plumbing book 20 Run Swat program 20 Meet Mud Puppy in Gamer's Conference 20 Survive meeting Shrieker in Buggy Conference 50 Choose to /join Mario after Sex Conference 50 Log onto Virtual Reality 100 Break Vending Machine 20 Give ticket to ticket-taker 20 Talk to Deb or Bobby 20 Give purse to bouncer 20 Put chip on red seventeen 20 Get into Hotel Room 102 20 Show Sign at Party 20 Wear Contact Lens 20 Overhear conversation while skydiving 20 Offer Watch to Doctor 20 Read Carlos' Clipboard 20 Close Eye to look at Primate 20 Enter Ducts with Lantern 20 Light Incense when Virus Present 20 Throw Chip at Virus 50 Answer Question 1 : Tony 30 Answer Question 2: Sam 30 Answer Question 3: 3268D 9 Logoff and run your Turborf Program to Win!!! 1 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FUN THINGS TO TRY (Which will NOT help you win) -- Eat the microwaved dinner, or microwave the pizza twice, then eat it. -- Download and run HAHA or answer Shrieker's Message on Virus Board. -- Answer Slick's Message and use his password. -- Choose someone other than Mario during sex conference. -- Put on adaptor while wearing clothes or before logging on. -- Piss in your office or don't piss at all and then go Skydiving. -- Go off with Lucille or Crash in Dangerous Sports Lounge. -- Try to enter theatre without a ticket. -- Say 'yes' in hotel room 102. -- Play the virtual adventure game as Fzzlsquat. -- Play WISCONSIN: the Adventure Game (no points involved). Milk the cow before doing the polka with her three times. Then milk her afterwards.