These are gags to the Infocom adventure 'Hollywood Hijinx', brought to you by Twan Lintermans from Holland. Try the following and have a good laugh: 1. "move rug" in foyer 2. "examine matchbox" in kitchen 3. "put film in film projector", while the film projector is turned on 4. "kill me" 5. "ring doorbell" in Front Porch [several times] 6. "read status line" from the mailbox in the Front Porch 7. "call 576-1801" 8. "call 576-1851" 9. "wear skis" in Foyer, and try going north 10. "play piano" in Parlor 11. play the song from the screen in the screening room a second time 12. "move trunk" in Attic 13. "damned" 14. "take handles" in guest room 15. enter bedroom to the north from Upstairs Hall, East 16. "call me" in Master Bedroom 17. "examine newel" in Upstairs Hall, Middle 18. "go down" from Upstairs Hall, Middle, without turning the newel first 19. "go up" just after gag 18 20. "go north" from the Inlet 21. "go east" from the Beach 22. "open flashlight" 23. the longest gag ever is to play the film 'A Corpse Line' in the screening room. Be sure to save your game first, though!! 24. "wear catcher's mask" 25. examine all the treasures, to find out to which (incredibly funny titled) movie they belong 26. "wear toupee" 27. "hit Herman" without any weapon 28. "kick Herman" 29. "swim" while wearing skis